11 September 2008

Pee Wee's Demolition


When I was a kid I had this horrible recurring nightmare that my family was evicted from our house and forced to live in the caboose of a train in the middle of the cul-de-sac that we lived in (like circus folk). The man who kicked us out of our house was none other than Pee Wee Herman and he was a tyrant. He ordered our house to be demolished while we watched and laughed maniacally as he sat at the controls of a huge wrecking ball that quickly reduced our home to rubble. What an asshole.

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