27 April 2009

Gross


This is laid out like a folded booklet, double click on it to read it at full size, read the "What's This Bug" page first, then mosey on down to the second image and come back up for the last page


I read this tract the other day at my studio and when I saw the biggest centipede on a plant pot in my bathroom. I didn't kill it (my favorite method is spraying not smashing bugs, or trapping them under cups and leaving them for someone else to deal with). I felt a little tickle of sympathy for the bug but it obviously didn't last long as I just crushed a baby centipede that ran across my desk. Another great bug killing tool is a padded envelope my weapon of choice.

17 April 2009

Pickle Bonanza!

This summer I am going to try my hand at preserving and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I am a compulsive list maker and I've already compiled a list of everything I'd like to pickle and I hope to get all my fruits and veggies in season and from local farmer's markets.

What an exciting summer I have planned out!

On that note, Kyle and I decided yesterday that instead of relying on trains and buses to cart us around the south of Spain in May. We are going to rent a car and drive along the coast from Seville to Murcia and then fly out of Murcia, very exciting!

Our last day together with our little car we named "Trudy"

Last year I went on a west coast road trip with 3 friends (Brooke, Brad and Emily) and we covered a lot of terrain in a relatively short period of time. One of the best/worst stories from our trip happened in the little town of Crescent City (I know you're reading this Brooke and I know there's a smile on your face!)


BBQ'd oysters, not cool

Our original plan while on the west coast was to eat a lot of oysters. As it turns out the west coast generally yields really large oysters which aren't as nice to eat as the smaller east coast oysters. Also, Americans are paranoid about getting sued and they figure that by cooking the oysters (common methods are bbq-ing and deep frying) they won't get anyone sick and therefore no one can sue them for contracting food poisoning. As we drove up the coast of California all we could find were cooked oysters and we thought that if we found a seafood restaurant right on the coast we would be in luck and that's when we rolled into Crescent City.

Crescent City is kind of the last town before the coast of California turns into the coast of Oregon and we found a promising restaurant in town called "Fisherman's Restaurant". We parked the car and made our way into the horribly tacky establishment with our heads held high. The only oysters we could find on the menu were, of course, deep fried and after asking the waitress why they didn't have fresh oysters she told us about the legal implications of selling raw oysters blah, blah, blah. Emily, Brad and I decided to go the American way and try deep fried oysters while Brooke opted for a piece of trout (or salmon, I can't remember exactly). After our first course of clam chowder, which was quite tasty, our main courses were put in front of us and we all picked up a deep fried oyster and took a big, juicy bite.

I would never recommend eating a deep fried oyster, it was probably one of the most disgusting things I have ever tried and I eat some pretty weird stuff! I got through one and half of these things when we all decided it was time to send this "food" back.

We called the waitress over and explained that we were really embarassed to send our food back but it just wasn't what we expected and perhaps we could order something different. She seemed fine with this so Emily and I both ordered the same Brooke was having, which looked and smelled okay but tasted a little bland, and Brad ordered another type of battered fish.

As we were waiting for our fish to arrive Brooke suddenly felt very ill and had to excuse herself to the ladies room. She was still away from the table when our second round of main courses got to the table. After seeing Brooke run to the bathroom after eating her fish Emily and I weren't too sure we wanted to dive right in and Brad's "fish" smelled like garbage and was the soggiest, most disgusting piece of fish I've ever seen or smelled. There was no way any of this food was okay to eat. After Brad inspected his soggy mess of a meal we called the waitress over once more and told her that we all work in the restuarant industry, we all know what food is supposed to look and smell like, that the customer is always right and although we felt bad about it there was no way we could eat this food considering that our friend was throwing up in the bathroom from what she had just eaten.

That's when the waitress got mean. She told us that she didn't care if we ate our food or not but we had to pay for all of it and if we didn't she would call the cops. She felt that there was nothing she could do aside from calling her manager to come to the restaurant to deal with this or calling the cops. Apparently the kitchen would be happy to make us another round of main course meals and try to make us happy but by this point Brooke was pale and shivering and we just wanted to get the hell out of there.

We asked for the bill and paid it in cash leaving a toonie as our server's tip with a little note on the back that read "Come to Toronto and we'll show you how to eat oysters and show you some manners!" Again, I work as a server and I always tip above and beyond 15% but this experience was horrifying and this waitress didn't deserve a dime from us. If she had not charged us for the food we couldn't eat because it was inedible or had been thrown up, then she would have gotten a tip but this woman was just straight up difficult.

As we were leaving the restaurant we noticed a large family coming in for dinner, they looked like tourists and we thought we'd spare them the trouble we had just gone through so we let them know just how disgusting this place was. Brooke chimed in with "I just threw up in the bathroom!", I'm pretty sure that statement prompted the family to turn on their heels and leave with us. We told another couple in the parking lot not to eat at Fisherman's Restuarant" but they looked like locals and hell bent on the all you can eat deep fried oyster platter for two.

As we were getting into our car the waitress ran out after us holding up our toonie yelling "We don't accept Canadian money!!" and Brooke, again spot on, yelled back "Oh honey that's your tip!"

We drove off feeling sick to our stomachs and angry, there was a lot of swearing in that car after we pulled away from the restaurant and we decided that Crescent City is one place you don't stop in, you drive through it into lovely Oregon!

Emily and I did find raw oysters in Seattle though and they made me so sick I couldn't sleep all night and I threw up on the flight home! I love oysters but they obviously hated me last July.

16 April 2009

The Wonder Years, sort of

Pink Hair courtesy of Manic Panic

Remember teenage angst? I found an album online that brings right back to that special moment in my life. You know, where you lock yourself in your bedroom, turn off the lights and blast the loudest music you can find just to piss off mum and dad who probably just told you that you can't get that tribal tattoo on your lower, lower back. Sigh, such hardships. Sitting on a patio today Kyle and I drank beer and exchanged stories from our early teenage years which made me feel a little nostalgic, why I'm not so sure.

I must have been 13 or 14 when my parents decided to punish me by blocking channel 29, also known as Much Music. I hated my life and I hated them for taking away such quality programming as Bevis and Butthead, Ed the Sock and The Wedge.

Now I'm having a heated environmental debate over facebook chat with a friend from this period of my life...how completely lame, I'm ashamed to even admit that I'm using facebook chat. The 13 year old version of myself would not be impressed.

Here's a playlist...


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12 April 2009

a couple of things...

So I applied to grad school in January and have yet to hear anything back. It's now early April and I'm wondering what to do with my life. Convinced I was going to get into the graduate program I fell in love with last year this waiting game and daily obsession with the mailbox is wearing on me and making me second guess my decision to pursue higher education.

A few opportunities have come up that I'd like to take advantage of but since I have no idea what is going on next year I'm sitting on the fence, big time. Feeling generally frustrated with employment at the moment and the "economic climate" has led me to consider other options. Perhaps my prospective business pursuits would prove to be failures but maybe taking out $30 000 in students loans to fund a MA which might not lead me anywhere would be a be fat failure in itself. Maybe I should invest in a life coach or just have a good ol' fashioned sit down with my go-to man on all things business related, dear old Dad.

Other than that junk, I've been busy planning (or at least trying to plan) my trip to Spain in May. We have a lot we want to see and very little time to see it all in. Finding transportation timetables has proven difficult as every website is in Spanish with no English language options. I just want to eat a lot of tapas, drink some sherry and sun myself for a few days.

Onwards and upwards...

Still from "Let the Right One In"

I watched the Swedish vampire film "Let the Right One In" the other night and was happy that Brooke had suggested it to me. The film is set in Sweden in 1982 and follows Oskar a very pale 12-year-old boy who is tormented at school by bullies and spends most of time in the courtyard of his housing co-op. This is where he meets Eli, a new neighbour who turns out to be a vampire.

Check out the New York Times Review here: http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/10/24/movies/24righ.html

Then go rent this film.

Finally, a nice little blog:

designismine.blogspot.com

AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
a one-night assemblage of small work by a multitude of artists

Friday April 24th, 6-10pm
minnow & bass gallery
a migrating artist run space
594 Dundas Street West, Toronto, ON.

For more info or if you'd like to submit work to the one-night show please contact us at abrawd@gmail.com

If you're in Prague...

In May I will be part of a group show in Prague where two of my pieces from my thesis body of work "malignant' will be on display. Here are the details if you are kicking around Prague with nothing to do during May and June you can check out the show and tell me how it looks!

Identities
Gallery FAMU
Smetanovo nábřeží 1012/2
11000 Praha, Czech Republic
Opening Reception May 5th, 6pm
May - June 2009

Unfortunately I can't make it to Prague in time to check out the show as I have other travel plans during May and June but hopefully there will be another show in Prague in the fall that I will get to attend.

09 April 2009


My first typewriter related injury.

08 April 2009

31 March 2009

A Couple of Things in Place of my Sunday List, which I think I've given up on entirely

If you know anything about me you know that I love gin. It's delicious and it kind of goes with anything sweet, sour, or salty. I had bought myself a bottle of Hendrick's for Christmas a couple years ago and it was still hanging around in my fridge. I had a sort of productive day which included a doctor's appointment, finalizing some details regarding an art show I'm organizing and hitting up 401 Richmond to check out a few shows (more on that later). I got home hungry and ready to cook some quinoa which was pretty uneventful but when I decided to segment a pink grapefruit my afternoon started to look up. I decided to drain the Hendrick's and throw my grapefruit juice and segments into the same glass with some ice cubes and top it all off with some blood orange sugar. I never drink at home when I'm alone but this Tuesday afternoon cocktail is well deserved (please keep in mind that my Tuesday is equivalent to a normal person's Sunday due to my work schedule). The only thing detracting from my productive and positive afternoon is the raging fight taking place between the people who live above me, lots of yelling and slamming things up there but I've got some Gram Parsons playing so it's drowning it all out.


As I mentioned I went to 401 Richmond today to check out the Harun Farocki show at Prefix Gallery but it turns out they aren't open on Tuesdays, boo. I did get to see Aleesa Cohene's video piece "Something Better" at YYZ. I will admit that I usually have very little patience for video work but this is one that you truly must see. It's part of the 22nd Images Festival and you owe it to yourself to see it! You can check out some of her other work here: www.aleesacohene.com

That's kind of it for now, I have a ton of stuff to read for research, organize a one night art show, update my resume, look for some internships and possible artist residences, create a facebook group, call Brooke, book hotels in Spain, Shannon and Dublin....I'm going to have an anxiety attack! Good thing I have a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and 3 more grapefruits! (I'm joking, I promise!)

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Hibiscus and Rosehips


Prepare yourselves to be harassed into coming to this event.

The Hibiscus and Rosehips Folk Tea Party

Hibiscus and Rosehips was created to support the Lymphoma charity 'The Hibiscus Fund for Hope' with music community related events. The Hibiscus Fund supports people going through Lymphatic Cancer treatment in countless amazing ways that are not covered by the health system, to help ease the burden of what life turns into while undergoing Cancer treatment. They help provide drugs that are key to treatment that are not covered by OHIP and are incredibly expensive, along with helping single parents who suddenly find they need to have their children in day care and simply don't have the money. They make it possible for patient's families to be with them while undergoing treatment by helping to pay travel costs and lodging. They provide support in so many other overlooked areas to ease the difficulties of life while undergoing Cancer treatment.

The first event to raise money and awareness for the 'Hibiscus Fund For Hope' will be a Folk Tea Party Bake Sale in a Toronto art studio space. Musicians will strum and pluck and sing and cupcakes will be eaten with relish (Gusto! not the condiment). Some group hand clapping is fairly inevitable and locally produced crafts and jewelry and artwork will be available for perusal.

It will be a family friendly event and there will be colourful caffeine free tea and finger sandwiches with no crusts for younger tastes.

It will also be the release of the Hibiscus & Rosehips compilation Cd.
check the Cd page for more details.

Location: The Resistor Gallery
284 College Street 2nd Floor (at Spadina)
(416) 849 3975
Map

Date: Sunday April 19th 2009
Time: 1pm - 6pm

Bands Playing

Luxury Pond
Snowblink
Erin Lang
Owl Eyes
The Youngest
Jesse Smith


Go to www.hibiscusandrosehips.com for more info and please, please, please attend and support this great cause!

28 March 2009

Best Brownies Ever

I promised Kyle that I'd make him brownies for his birthday which was last Monday. I didn't get around to it until Wednesday mostly because I'm a huge procrastinator but they went over extremely well and I thought I'd post the recipe.

Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter Cup Brownies A.K.A "I'm Fat Now"

1 cup of bittersweet chocolate*
6 tbsp unsalted butter, cut into pieces (this measurement translates into 1 stick of butter)
3 large eggs
1 cup sugar
pinch of salt
1 tsp vanilla
1/3 cup + 1 tbsp all purpose flour
1/3 cup smooth peanut butter
12 small peanut butter cups, cut into quarters**

1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees and grease or line your pan
2. Put about an inch or two of water in a medium sized pot and when it starts to boil put a stainless steel bowl over the pot with the chocolate and butter inside and heat until warm and melted. Remove and set aside.
3. In a separate medium bowl or mixer whisk together eggs, sugar, salt and vanilla until the eggs are thick and light coloured (approx. 2 mins)
4. Stir peanut butter into the warm butter-chocolate mixture until completely blended
5. Whisk in the chocolate-butter-peanut butter mixture and then fold in your flour
6. Bake for 25-30 mins

*you can use chocolate chips if you like, if you decide to use Baker's chocolate measure out 8oz. of chocolate for the recipe

**I used President's Choice mini peanut cups which were cheaper, and tastier than Reese peanut butter cups. If you can only get your hands on the large peanut butter cups use between 7-8 of them

25 March 2009

Money and Haircuts

I got my haircut yesterday and I'm just realizing how much I got chopped off! I must admit it feels great though, no more dead, dry, nasty split ends! I went to Vidal Sasoon and got a free haircut from someone who had cut 2 of my friend's hair and he did an excellent job. I swore I'd never do the free haircut thing again after going to Aveda a few years ago and leaving with almost no hair...seriously I had to tell the girl to stop because there was no hair left for her to cut/butcher. I was very impressed and made sure to tip him nicely when I was all done. If anyone is interested in getting an excellent free haircut please let me know and I'll give you the stylist's name etc.

So my free haircut goes hand in hand with my new resolution to stop spending money. I'm going to Europe in May and I don't want it to break the bank completely so it's to to smarten up and save my cash! I usually don't cook for myself but I think it's time I get over myself and start bringing a sack lunch to work if I want to drink pints of Guiness in Dublin and sip sherry in Jerez.

In order to save some cash I've also decided to start spending less money on food and start learning to cook for myself. I found this great website tastespotting.com and I've fallen in love with it. There are great pictures and recipes from all over the place. I'm making post-birthday peanut butter cup brownies for Kyle tonight and we'll wash it all down with the $7.45 bottle of wine I picked up. The motto of the chef at the restaurant I work at goes a little something like this "Life's too short to drink bad wine", but honey I'm broke...

24 March 2009

Another Sunday List

I've been slacking and I apologize here is my weekly list of all things good, fair and just.

- I have just returned from having dinner at The Black Hoof on Dundas West and it was amazing! They have great charcuterie, an affordable wine list and great cocktails. Not for vegetarians or the faint of heart (think pig terrine, bone marrow and cow tongue) but if you can handle it this little place is great to his before or after dinner and their cocktails are different, affordable and tasty!

- On Sunday evening I attended the "Lobster Sunday" event held at Jamie's Area in Kensington market, which was hosted by Dean Baldwin and was a brand new kind of experience for me. My father is obsessed with lobster, we have many nicknames for him in my family and shellfish is one thing Dad doesn't mess around with. I have witnessed him retrieve a lobster from the garbage because there was still some meat left on it. Anyway, this lobster sunday event (acutally Lobster Sundae) featured approximately 50 lobsters and all you can eat ice cream sundaes. The set up was a big long table down the middle of the room with 3 hotplates and boiling pots. Dean started the night off by dropping 2 or 3 lobsters into the first pot and the rest of the night involved sawing, breaking, hammering, cracking and poking lobster meat out of their exoskeletons. Amazing. Check out my other blog at daysinayear.blogspot.com for a few videos of the event.

- www.chocolateresearchfacility.com = mmmmmmmm


- check out David Maisel's work at www.davidmaisel.com, he was featured in Flaunt magazine this month.

“Each canister holds the remains of a human being, of course; each canister holds a corpse – reduced to dust, certainly, burnt to handfuls of ash, sharing that cindered condition with much of the star-bleached universe, but still cadaverous, still human. What strange chemistries we see emerging here between man and metal. Because these were people; they had identities and family histories, long before they became nameless patients, encased in metal, catalytic.

In some ways, these canisters serve a double betrayal: a man or woman left alone, in a labyrinth of medication, prey to surveillance and other inhospitable indignities, only then to be wed with metal, robbed of form, fused to a lattice of unliving minerals – anonymous. Do we see in Maisel’s images then – as if staring into unlabeled graves, monolithic and metallized, stacked on shelves in a closet – the tragic howl of reduction to nothingness, people who once loved, and were loved, annihilated?”

Or do we just see ourselves in another form? The byproduct of a chemical bloom of color, the matter we used to be creating a florescence marking not the end, but continuous and constant change, even after death?"